“Men can’t be overly excited. We say that if they start to feel things around moving down there, jump in cold water, or think about baseball.
“Dinner in the formal dining room has a dress code, largely because the waitstaff carries trays of hot food. ‘No nips, no bits, and no butts’ is what I always say to remind people of our dinner-dress code.
“Dinner is the only time guests must wear real clothes — no mesh, nothing see-through, and nothing made of string.”
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