My Son Pointed at Our Nanny’s Belly Button Piercing, Saying ‘Mommy Has It!’ – Thank God I Installed a CCTV camera

One Tuesday, I got home early and walked in just as Molly was lifting our son Tommy onto the couch.

Her shirt rode up and I noticed a small glint of green in her navel – an emerald-studded belly-button ring.

Tommy giggled and pointed. “Mommy has that!” he chirped.

I froze. “What?”

He jabbed his little finger toward her stomach again. “That! Mommy has that!”

Molly laughed it off. “Oh, he’s so imaginative.”

I forced a laugh. “Honey, no, I don’t. Mommy doesn’t have any piercings.”

But Tommy was insistent. “Yes, you do! I saw it!”

We let it slide. Kids say weird stuff all the time, right?

Except he kept repeating it.

Every time he saw Molly’s piercing: “Mommy has it.” While brushing his teeth. Playing with Legos. When I tucked him into bed, he pressed his finger into his own belly and said, “Just like Mommy.”

It burrowed under my skin.

“Patrick,” I asked one night, “has Tommy ever seen a belly-button piercing on me?”

He laughed without looking up from his laptop. “Uh, no? Unless there’s something you haven’t told me.”

“He keeps saying it,” I pushed. “About Molly’s piercing.”

Patrick shrugged. “He probably saw you in a bikini once and got confused. Don’t overthink it.”

Everyone had the same word for me later: paranoid.

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