The first night of my honeymoon should have felt like a dream.
The wedding was over.
The guests were gone.
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The first night of my honeymoon should have felt like a dream.
The wedding was over.
The guests were gone.
I had worked with gorillas for almost eighteen years, and I had learned never to assume that an animal would behave the way we…