For the first eight months of my marriage, my husband gave me one rule.
Never look under our bed.
Never sweep beneath it.
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For the first eight months of my marriage, my husband gave me one rule.
Never look under our bed.
Never sweep beneath it.
I had worked with gorillas for almost eighteen years, and I had learned never to assume that an animal would behave the way we…