Elena’s fingers tightened on the steering wheel. “Who is this?”
“Someone offering you the last polite warning you’re likely to get.”
The road curved through black pines. In the mirror, the abbey fire turned the horizon into a false dawn.
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Elena’s fingers tightened on the steering wheel. “Who is this?”
“Someone offering you the last polite warning you’re likely to get.”
The road curved through black pines. In the mirror, the abbey fire turned the horizon into a false dawn.
The first night of my honeymoon should have felt like a dream. The wedding was over. The guests were gone. The vows had been…