By the time officers arrived, they found the man sprawled on the cold ground, frantically shouting for help while desperately shielding his head.
Standing over him was the goose — looking every bit like an enraged security guard — its wings stretched to full size, hissing loudly, and refusing to allow him even an inch of movement.
Every time he attempted to sit up, the bird would lunge forward menacingly, forcing him back down.
Officers reportedly had to distract the goose long enough to safely detain the man, who was more than willing to be taken into custody just to get away from his feathered assailant.
In the end, police joked that the goose had already performed “the arrest” on its own.
“Honestly… the goose did our job for us.”
Sometimes nature doesn’t just fight back — it files the incident report too.
