A man tried to steal a goose but was attacked and “subdued” by the goose before the police arrived. Yes, that sentence is real life.
Police say a man was taken into custody last night after attempting to steal a goose from a local park — but according to witnesses, the goose handled the situation long before officers ever showed up.
Authorities reported that the man had apparently chased the bird around the park for several minutes, trying to grab it and stuff it into a large bag he brought with him.
What he didn’t expect was that the goose wasn’t planning to be anyone’s easy target. Instead of fleeing, the bird turned around and launched what onlookers described as a “full-scale counterattack.”
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