The judge lowered the file and looked directly at me.
“Wait,” he said. “You’re JAG?”
For the first time that morning, the confidence on my parents’ faces flickered.
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The judge lowered the file and looked directly at me.
“Wait,” he said. “You’re JAG?”
For the first time that morning, the confidence on my parents’ faces flickered.
The hangar fell silent. Not the ordinary kind of silence. The kind that makes your stomach tighten. The kind where every person in the…