BREAKING: The House Ethics Committee has found and confirmed that Matt Gaetz did do all the horrible things he was accused of: S*x trafficking, drugs, drunk driving and obstruction.

WASHINGTON — A long-running investigation into Rep. Matt Gaetz has reached a critical moment as the House Ethics Committee reportedly concluded that there is substantial evidence supporting multiple allegations against the Florida congressman, according to sources familiar with the findings.

The investigation examined claims involving sex trafficking, illegal drug use, drunk driving, and obstruction related to the handling of evidence and witness cooperation.